Osama Bin Laden has a weblog!

I was googling my URL today, searching for new sites that link to eebmore and I found Osama Bin Laden’s blog and HE’S LINKED TO MY SITE!!!

He was even kind enough to write up a little entry about little ol’ me:

Hello everyone. Sorry about my absence from the blogosphere lately. But the work of a Jihadi is never done. Also, my fellow mujahideen have recently found my blog and I feel a little funny writing new posts when I know my friends are reading. Ayman Al-Zawahiri was really pissed off at me about that post when I said his third wife looks like an Afghan hound. He has refused to speak to me for the past two weeks. Dude! I didn’t mean it in a bad way. Paris Hilton looks like Greyhound, and she’s a total hottie.

It’s getting late and I have to go to bed. Tomorrow, I’ll tell you how I was actually the guy behind Where Is Raed. Ha! The western liberal media are such tools.

Thanks Osama. I’m not sure if I’ll be linking back. And that stuff about me being in the closet, I’ve been hearing it for years and it rolls right off my back. But if I ever do decide to change teams, I’ll make it my number one priority to make sure you’re my very first bottom.

Smooches,
eebmore