Another Lame John Waters Post

Now that A Dirty Shame has shifted into post production mode, the local press has begun obsessively following every pseudo-story surrounding the upcoming release, and eebmore.com is no exception.

A great deal of the action takes place at a biker bar on Harford Road, known as the Holiday House, located in the center of white trash hell, Hamilton, my soon to be new home.

Waters assured the regulars at Holiday House that if trendy people started showing up after the story broke, “you can beat them up if you want to.”

So I Mapquested my new property to the Holiday House.

Woo Hoo! I’m finally getting excited about moving to white trashville! I needed to find a bar within stumbling distance. eebmore.com will soon be new and improved, complete with black eyes and broken limbs!

An aside:

For years now I’ve been looking for the bar with the Wall of Snot that Waters had recommended to the Baltimore Board of Commerce as a spotlight location to revamp our tourist industry and improve our national image.

As of yet, I have found nothing. Does anyone know the name of this bar or where it is located?

Previously on A Dirty Shame.