I vote for Hasslehoff, Glass or Booth.

I vote for keeping it the same, and a secondary vote for Zappa, if you REALLY don't like the present one.

I vote for the trade capital of the world one!!

use them all, rotate them

I dig the Johnny Eck one with the John Wilkes Booth as a runner up.

Davey Baywatch all the way. My mom used to go bowling with his mom.

heavy,

That's why you're my favorite "Baltimore" blogger. Your baltimoreness kicks my baltimoreness' arse!

Definitely Hasselhoff. I never really understood his power until I saw him on german TV one night unable to speak a single word in german and having the crowd still go absolutely nuts for him. He should be first king of the world.

mike wolf,

thats what I want to do. Unfortunatly, I'm an html and javascript retard. If only someone more profecient at this sort of stuff could help me out (beating you over the head with a hint stick). Perhaps I could treat you to lunch at Kiss Cafe?

hehehe maybee this could be arranged

Aww shucks.

Some folks might take that as an insult but I wear that badge with honor.

Many thanks!

A late vote, but I'd have to also say that it would be worth figuring out how to rotate them. Especially since you've already gone through the work of creating them!

OMG! I got it right on the first try.

Hey E,

I know this is random but I am thinking about a mac, I kno in one of your previous blog you didnt have a great experience with yours do you think it is a good buy or not. appreciate your recommendation

jay,

hmmmm. Well, first of all, NOBODY has ever asked me about techie advice before. As I've admitted many times before, I'm a tech retard.

With that said, here is my advice on the whole pc/mac thing.

1) with a pc, you can get 3 times the computer for the same price of a mac. I'm all about the free market, I'm a capitalist, Steve Jobs is apparantly not. Since there is no competition for mac operating systems, mac effectively fixes the price for macs and you have to pay whatever mac inc. has decided you have to pay whatever they've decided you're willing to pay for your computer. ps's price is determined by the free market.

2)virus's. mac rocks when it comes to virus's. every slack jawed ass who has remedial knowledge of code can get hold of a virus, change the code slightly, and have a horribly destructive virus causing havic for half a day or so before somebody at pc central has to write some code to protect your computer from it. If you don't download the "updates" from windows or whatever virus protection program you use, literally every single day or even more often, you're vulnerable. you have to understand, I'm a techie retard. I'm sure many pc techie geniouses know how to avoid that nonsence. But, for retards like me, macs are the way to go in that respect.

3) Operating systems. Many many many people have told me that os x is an "easier" system to understand than windows. I don't see it. Os x feels like a glorified calculator to me. Granted, I don't understand os x and I had a fairly strong remedial knowledge of windows. If you're comfortable with windows, os X will annoy the hell out of you.

4) macs are much cooler than pc's, which for me is a minus. I fucking hate cool/marketing/packedging (excuse my spelling. I'm drunk right now). Fuck packiging, functionality is all that is important.

5)people used to say that macs where better for graphics etc. No more. When it comes to graphics etc., pc's today are just as good. Don't believe the hype.

6) Basically I'm saying keep with pc's and for the love of God keep up with your updates. If you can't keep up with your updates, get a mac.

but they're all so funny, how can you possibly ask me to pick just one?? it's too much pressure. i can't do it.

no worries, nm. I already figured out the java to make it rotate in the top right corner.

I vote for the trade capital of the world,
big surprise.