Honestly, I’m fully aware that nobody comes here to read my two cents in regard towards issues of humanitarianism. This site is about the trivial crap. eebmore is all about the joys of blasphemy, festering boils on my ass (seriously, boils are horrible... but the humor potential is HUGE!) and the deconstruction of Santa’s image into that of a drunken pedophile.

With that said, the magnitude and the overwhelming tragedy of what is going on this week over in the Indian Ocean is just so incredibly massive that it would feel wrong not to express some words of respect and to offer condolences to the victims and their families. In lou of what so many have suffered through, I simply cannot in good conscience leave up a photograph of a half naked santa claus with a red cap covering his cock as my lead post. Underneath layer upon layer of snarky callous, eebmore does actually have a little heart.

Ugh (this part really kills me), if you have a little extra to donate, please consider it. I’m only willing to ask you to consider donating to the Red Cross or whoever because it makes my skin crawl to be moralistic, sanctimonious and condescending enough to speak as though you need me to tell you how to care and where to donate your cabbage.

I guess what I’m saying is that if even I’m willing to be preachy on a subject, then that subject has to be really severe and worth consideration.

If you are willing to give a little, I promise, and I mean PROMISE, to write a really filthy, offensive and disgusting post next week (and I’m talking filth-AY!!!!).