Christ! Someone should tell dear young Britney that having a baby is nothing like carry around a miniature rat dog. What a retard.

PS- N. Calvert Man Whore! Hahahaha! That is priceless.

i feel as though i'm watching your descent into madness with each new post.

its kind of fun, actually.

yo man my name is kevin federline and i dont b appreciaten u replaseng my face with a big honkin nose i think ur jelous bekauz i have sex with britney spears and you dont also i fuked her up her asshole and the little dog too + u hav a big nose and are jelous of my nose i demand u put my face back on my body or i will sue you my whife is super rich and u will b sorry when her lawyers is dun with u.

i m bak

is that the size of ur rel nose bekauz if it is my deohdorant is out and some peple tel me i have bad bo but i tell them i will sue you with my whife lawyers and you wills apaligize to me but if u sat next 2 me on a plane you would complain bekauz of my bo so i wont sue u bekauz this way if we on same plan 2gethr u wont komplane bekauz i didt sue u kuul i lick ur blag it is very amuzng with the nose my whife told me no more sex bekauz i alwayz threten 2 sue peple she say if i dont right this i have 2 sleep on the couch 2nite & i say u my bitch $ she say u must sleep on couch so i want 2 get out of the doghouse i am sory

Mr. Federline, that's not my nose. That's Mr. Schnozzle. Neither me or my nose would touch that Bush supporting cow. Back when she was 18?? well... that would be a different story.

Today, the zoot suit inspired hoochie clothing, the little rat dogs, her courtiers who dress just like her... all make little eebmore feel flaccid.

Mr. schnozzle, of course, feels differently. He thinks her eye for fashion is impeccable, loves little dogs, and hopes to one day be as cool as her courtiers, and told her as such when they met at a Republican fundraiser in Louisiana last year. They've been dating secretly ever sense...

Also, stop licking my blag. If you stopped licking my blag, perhaps Jason Thomas wouldn't have to fix your computer.

Awesome