You know, I would probably feel bad for this guy and stand behind his decision to write a blog post defending his honor; HAD HE NOT, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, NAME DROPPED ‘WIL WHEATON’ FOR SOME REASON.

Trust me dude, I believe you. Cameron Diaz would not be caught dead shagging a blogger who is a close phone-chatty friend of Wil Wheaten. The only thing that I can think of that would be geekier than you is someone... anyone who would be caught dead blogging about the upcoming Star Wars movie, whatever the fuck it’s called.

Just kidding, you Star Wars loving dorks out there. I love you all.

Hey? WTF? Why is my computer melting? And why are a bunch of dorks dressed like Klingons congregating in front of my apartment building?

[via Eurotrash]

Update: Seriously, you’re freaking me out. Stop screaming at my apartment window in Klingon. If you don’t call your mothers and have them pick you up right now, I’m going to call the police.

Update #2: DaHjaj 'oH QaQ jaj vaD SoH Daq Hegh!