ewwwwwww - i hate feet!

we ALL hate feet. and congrats on the whole bloggie award for best european blog thingy.

<----that's what me kissing an a lister's ass looks like.

Thank goodness for that tiny swatch of denim in that last picture. It kept the entire post from slipping into indecency.

GAH! Yoou have Paris Hilton feet!

I’ve never seen Paris Hilton’s feet before; but I’ll assume that they’re ugly, and that it was meant as an insult. Thanks! :)

Ugly? Well, in a Tom Cruise sort of way...

Guys and their hairy toes. Guys and their hairy everything. Navels, nipples, underarms. You've just shown nearly every hairy area on your bod. Except your crotch.

Tokyo-- When I first read that I thought to myself, “who could possibly say something that cheesy?” It then occurred to me, only a relative could be responsible. So, ah-ha, it’s my Tokyo relative.

It’s true people, I’m actually Japanese. The biggest nosed, hairiest Japanese person ever born. I was driven off the island by an angry hate mob. You’d think I was Korean or something.

Dawn-- Now you’re just daring me.

The Japanese say, "A thousand apologies for running you off the island...please return-- hair, nose and all" Very impressed with your deductive skills! Ja, Matta!

So that's a casual goodbye, huh? Domo.

Damn, I was hoping it was japenese for "smart-ass."

Oh, and I hope it's not too disturbing for you to know that as I sit here and "tune into tokyo" for this comment exchange, I'm tweaking both my chichi.... Cheezy-chan. Joudan, sometimes I can't help myself from being a Bakayarou.

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