eebmore: Huh?

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July 18, 2005

I usually try to stay away from the celebrity gossip stuff. Lord knows there are plenty of teenage girls to man that blog-flank. But this gem really stuck out for me this morning:

Reports: Sandra Bullock marries reality TV star

It was the first marriage for Bullock, who will turn 41... [to]... James, 35, has been married twice before, most recently to adult-film star Janine Lindemulder. He has three children.

According to the Web site for People, the pair arrived in a red monster truck with James driving.

Well, I guess no matter how old a girl gets, she is still just a red monster truck driving dipshit lover at heart. Roseanne has better taste in men.

Can anyone say “Adam’s just feeling a little misogynistic because he hasn't ~~gotten laid~~ died* since February?”

Goddamn my trying to reverse my self-destructive behavior bullshit. February?! Nuns don’t go that long without ~~action~~ dying*.

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* you know, I hate the L word (or most "L" words for that matter). So I've replaced its use with pseudo-elizabethan to class up my potty-mouthing.

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well - looking up "le petit mort" to help those who do not get the reference, I came across this little jem, and thought I just had to share it : http://www.laura-lynn.com/Poetry/LePetitMort.htm

which is far better than what I was really looking for.

-d

Posted by: ex-bartender at July 18, 2005 07:11 PM

heh. I was just trying to class it up a little. You had to go full throttle french and pretentious it up right good, didn’t ya?

I read the poem. It was hot. And no, that certainly didn’t make me feel better for being bump uglyless for five petit mort months!

Oh, fuck it. I'm just going to go kill myself... but just a little bit. *ba-dum-bumb*

Posted by: eebmore at July 18, 2005 08:10 PM

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