Well,it's on the longer side, but not very girthy.

ACW, I sincerely hope you are referencing the stone phallus.

when i saw this story a couple days back, how did i know that it would eventually land here in your blog?

maybe i'm, like, psychic or something.

So, how DID you measure up?

Kristine, I’m far too much of a gentleman to give exact measurements in a post where I’m admitting comparing the size of my penis to a prehistoric dildo. A person of a proper upbringing simply doesn’t do such a thing. Besides, there’s a hint somewhere in the post. It’s cryptic, though. My mother reads this site. That poor woman doesn’t need to read that. I’ve put her through enough already.