When you do come back, please bring some more of those posts laden with dick and fart jokes.

You are not supposed to say you’re taking break. Just take a break. Otherwise, you'll think of something interesting to post and you'll go back on your word about taking a break.

eh. I think the only unforgivable offense would be to wring my hands and write a turgid whine about not feeling very bloggy, complete with a point by point explanation of the reasons I don't feel like posting anything. I hate reading those.

As it so happens, if something pops into my head and I feel like posting about it, I won't feel bad at all for going back on my word. But if nothing comes to me, I won't feel bad for neglecting this f*cker for a couple of weeks either. Hell, it's august.