I’m not completely sure about this, but I’m fairly certain that I’ve never posted about the fetishistic Google hits that have led people to this site before.* I’ve resisted doing this, as everyone and their grandmother has posted about their perv hits, and I can’t help but assume that the universal reaction to such a posting would be “so what?” Which is not to say that I don’t enjoy looking my own over for a cheap laugh.

Generally, my one handed search engine queries are from various people from around the globe looking for nude picture of Mr. Health Ledger. I once joked that if I posted Heath + Ledger + Naked in a posting my site would be inundated. I couldn’t have been more right:

A little advise for you Heath Ledger amateur Googlers out there, turn off google’s parental controls, click on “pictures” button on the top of the Google page and search out your Health Ledger naked pictures there. Trust me on this, that is the best way to find naked pictures of your favorite celebrities. If naked videos are your cup of tea, I recommend Yahoo Video. Happy surfing.

Anyway, last night I was looking over my google hits for my before mentioned cheap laugh, and I came across this little gem:

To you, sir or madam, I commend you on your very specific and unusual sexual fetish. My own perversions are very dull and commonplace. Give me pictures of pillow fighting coeds in various stages of undress and I’m happy. I’m shamed by my uninspired and unimaginative titillations. You, on the other hand, are a true arteeest. A lecher with no better. A Dutch Master of your member. I salute you.

*bah! I just remembered. I did once post about being the number one source for “internet filth.” I’d go back and correct this, but I don’t feel like rewriting that paragraph.