Rachel Kramer Bussel just completely called me out on being a douche towards her in this post. And how did I respond? I bent over, took it like the bitch that I am, and responded with this email:

I can I say? I was being a douche. Acquaintances of yours did email me and stand up for your honor and say you were an awesome gal. It was completely unfair in judging you an imbecile based on one thing that you may or may not have said. I was trying to be funny and somehow segued into being a prick. I think calling me out on being an ass was a good call on your part. I think your response well measured, in good humor and reflective of good character. It looks like your acquaintences are right.

Thanks for the responce, and sorry for being a douche,

Adam

Well well. It looks like she knows more about being the boy than I gave her credit for; and I know more about being the girl than I typically care to admit.

I hope she calls.

Update: I just wanted to point out to any outside traffic that the “emails” I referred to above were sent a long time ago, sent prior to my butt pounding. None of you emailed to tell me I’m a dick, and frankly, I’m disappointed in all of you. I was looking forward to some entertainment in my inbox, and hoping to post some of the more inspired slams.

With that said, yes, I was being a troll.