eebmore: I Hate to Brag, But...

I Hate to Brag, But...

March 21, 2006

I just purchased and installed the finest toilet seat that I have ever owned. I thought I bought the cheapest type available to replace the crappy pvc one that came with my apartment. Luckily, I purchased it in the hardware store where those fancy Bolton Hill people live. This seat was intended for asses in a far higher tax bracket than my own. The hinges seem to be of a high enough quality to hold up a car hood. I have not yet taken her for a test drive, but I am anticipating very good things.

I have arrived.

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Well, for fuck's sake, don't post pictures of the christening.

Posted by: tfg at March 21, 2006 11:16 PM

I bought it at a Saturn dealership. After I took my first constitutional, I opened the bathroom door and the entire staff was standing in my bedroom applauding me. it brought a tear to my eye... because nobody has ever applauded me in my bedroom before. Hell, nobody has even complimented me in my bedroom.

Posted by: eebmore at March 21, 2006 11:44 PM

Hey I caught the pun in your post.

Posted by: Kristine at March 24, 2006 10:36 PM

i see what you're saying, but it wasn't an intentional pun.

Posted by: eebmore at March 24, 2006 11:35 PM

also. I loved the title "try me." heh. i got that.

Posted by: eebmore at March 25, 2006 01:16 AM

I had the feeling it wasn't intentional, but I still caught it. Do you want to fight?

Posted by: Kristine at March 26, 2006 07:35 PM

fight? stick a fork in me and call me... confused.

Posted by: eebmore at March 26, 2006 11:08 PM

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