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Finally. My Dreams Have Been Answered

March 23, 2006

100% Free Dating & Personals for Singles into Sci Fi

Gender:
Female
Status:
SGA (single green alien)
Age:
In earth years?
Kids:
3247
Religion:
Raised in The Church of Scientology, but mostly just spiritual
Body Type:
Tall. Thin. Xenomorph.
Turn Ons:
Guys who live in their parent’s basements
Cats
Myspace
American Idol
Romantic walks on the beach
Rectal Probes
Turn Offs:
Smoking
Ego tripping
Guys who don’t know how to treat a lady
The X-Files (that show is, like, so unrealistic)
ISO:
Male. Someone who knows how to appreciate a lady. Someone who can make me laugh, likes to cuddle, and make me feel secure. Someone who doesn’t mind being consumed after fertilizing my eggs. A girl needs her protein.

My single days are so over.

[via a comment in thisisnotreallyablogforreal]

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Comments

reminder me of a joke:

How often do youhave to cut Emo grass?
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Never, it cuts itself.

zing!

Posted by: ex-bartender at March 23, 2006 04:25 PM

Yes, but does she like upper-deckers?

Posted by: tfg_21030 at March 24, 2006 08:44 PM

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