I'll try to make it. Sounds fun.

Why do I not know what a First Thursday is?

jay, you should totally bring your dog. then, the ladies’ dogs will run up to play with your dog. these ladies will make dog owner small talk with you... bend over to pet your dog, and I’ll be able to look down their shirts. swwwweeeeet! send me an email, and we can exchange cell phone numbers, if you find yourself free.

eebmore@yahoo.com

mike, I’ve revised the post and hyperlinked first thursday, so you can take a look-see. on the first thursdays of the month from may to october, the city puts on a free concert at the washington monument. beer stands, food stands, etc. free. lots of pretty people. You and your wife should come. being in the presence of normal looking people such as yourselves will be even better camouflage for me while I’m looking at the ladies’ boobies.

eeb: Mike and Kish will simply provide more pretty people camouflage since they are perhaps the two best looking people I know. But you're right - they should go.

I have other plans, but I'd be holding you back from your main mission.

yes, they are both lovely. perfect camauflage. I could look up skirts and nobody would be paying me any mind. you wouldn't be holding me back at all.

Dude. Work. Damn.

ACW, at night? oh well. no big loss for me. you look every bit as much like a letch as I. two pervs would be more obvious than one. You would just blow my cover.

Interesting. I've seen First Thursday clogging up my commute up Charles in past summers, but I've never known the occasion. Alright, I'm in provided it's not raining or anything. The wife may not be able to make it, so we may be less camouflaged than you originally hoped. In any case, shine up your shoe mirrors. Let's do this.

When you say "abrupt, self-inflicted lifestyle change," is this another reference to the trans-gender operation or something else? Regardless, let me suggest that you invest in shoe mirrors, to get the most bang for your voyueristic buck.

Seriously, I have to work on Thurs. night, too. Otherwise, I would think about going.

mike, if kish isn't coming we'll look like a gay couple. ALSO very good cover! That'll work too, but to do it right, we're going to have to hold hands... and wear matching outfits. email me so we can exchange numbers, and tell each other what we're wearing.

tfg, duh! that's when I stopped visiting with your mom on pay days.

A gay couple in Mt. Vernon on First Thursday??? Never happens. Regardless, you'll blend right in - shiny shoes and all.

*sigh* I'd like to, but methinks I'm in the same category as Broadsheet, of the style-cramping variety. The last thing I want to do is interfere.
(p.s. "No one has ever caught me staring at their bumpies while I’m in a sober state"--dude, you fuckin' SLAY me. Good thing I wasn't drinking my coke when I read that.)
(p.p.s if Mike's wife comes, can I come?)
(p.p.p.s. there are a lot of complicated sociological dynamics about what could be a simple evening out :) )

zenchick, all the faux lechery is just to deflect attention from the fact that I have no real friends and have to beg the internet to play with me. I promise you, I’m not going to be humping any legs while I’m there... other than my own. Of course you should come, mrs. K or no mrs. k. please do, it’ll be a good time. send me an email and we can exchange phone numbers... or if you have mike’s number, just call him. it looks like we’re meeting up around 6:30 or so.