From what TFG tells me about yo' momma, I'd say $100 could turn up some interesting shit!

good one! I looove when the ladies get into the spirit of the yo' mamma smack talk.

Unfortunatly, that's not how mitochondrial DNA tracking works. Even if my mom was a ho (not sayin' she is. Hi Mom!) the genetic markers of my momma's hoin' would not show up on my mitochondrial DNA. Now, if my Y-chromosomal turned out not to be my supposed dad's, then you would be right. For better or for worse, many many other physical markers indicate that my mom was my dad's baby momma, as i inherited his momma's big injun' ham and cheese nose, and as he had no brothers, if my momma was hoin', it did not result in my conception.

(i bet she's loving reading this 3 days before momma's day.)

My wife went to an all-girls Orthodox Jewish high school. One day, one of their secular teachers (could have been history or science) mentioned that those of them with blond hair were probably the result of a rape sometime many generations ago. Several girls proceeded to break down in tears. Now, I would have paid $100 to see that!

greg, the first time I heard of y-chromosomal haplogroups was in an article written by a rabbi about the Lemba Kohanim in southern africa. When the genetic studies came in that showed the Lemba were definately descended from Yemeni Jews, and their Kohanim were definately descended from a chromosomal Aaron (at a much higher rate than what is typically found in paternal parentage - given what is considered the standard probability of raping and whoring), the rabbi was estatic that the study found jewish women were statistically less slutty than their non-jewish counterparts.

genetics rock.

Why in the name of God would you tell your mother about this blog? Until now, I seriously didn't think that she read it. For the record, I was refering to the figurative Mrs. Eebmore when I made those previous comments.

$100 to provide a DNA sample is outrageous, considering the places that I frequent pay me to provide DNA samples and they even throw in bonus reading material.

My parent's read my blog too. Sigh. They've said more than once that I should be more "discrete". Good God, I'm a forty something woman. They're lucky I'm as discrete as I am!! I have one of the squeakiest clean blogs going for Christ's sake. I need to start another blog just to post all the stuff I have to leave out for "discretion's sake".
I'll be on the main pole at the Hustler Club this weekend. Three shows a night. My mom doesn't read your blog.

Obvously, I do not come from a family of Puritans (whoops, actually, according to a Hyperlink above, I do). Despite popular opinion, my mother is actually a grown up, and I am as well. She can handle the masturbatory references. I don't remember how she found out about this page, but she did, and told all her relatives about it as well. Basically, every post I write is designed to make her regret telling her relatives about it. But truth be told, I don't think any of them bother reading it anyway.

tfg, your extra fingers don't scare them away at the donation bank?

The extra fingers don't bug them as much as the third nipple. Even so, they really don't say much because what I can't give them in quality, I make up in quantity. Like any other business, volume is what it's all about.