For years now, I have been trying, unsuccessfully, to get the image of Charlton Heston out of my head whenever I imagine Moses. I even went so far as watching that nightmare of an Exodus interpretation that was made for network television a few months back. This mashup doesn’t help me one bit:

[via Lindsayism, via her guest blogging for Jane Magazine Blog, which I’m not going to link to. My penis forbids it.]