Sorry to hear about your cat.

tfg, girl. from you I want mother jokes, ass jokes, little cock jokes and an occasional fanatical anti-WTO rant. no sympathy from the likes of you.

I lost a pussy, I don't "have" a pussy. and I have some fresh pussy being shipped in from russia as we speak. and yes, I know, pussy/pussy puns are hackneyed.

of course, I'm kidding. thanks... girl.

For a variety of reasons, I request that you name hime Ralph, not the least being that when he meows, you say "Right, Ralph." Also, we have always given our pets names that you could mistake for human, if only to annoy. Also, Ralph is an appropriate name for an animate vomiting machine. I've reallllly thought this one out but don't have a cat handy to name.

Out of sympathy, I refrained. But since you insist, I suggest that you name the new cat Furburger.

Ralph? I like it, but I’ll let you save it for your next cat. Growing up, my father had strict rules about cat naming. They had to be human names, but from antiquity (Homer would have been right up his alley). This led to names like Claudius, Abelard, Pandora, etc... Now, I liked the cats, but did not care for the naming rules. I found the names to be pompous and pretentious. Well, actually, Abelard was funny... because Peter Abelard was castrated.... but otherwise, way too hoity-toity and fancy-schmancy for me. My own cat name rules are nothing human, nothing cutsey-poo and nothing snooty. Bruiser was ironic and funny because he was a wimpy, doey-eyed fuzz ball. This time, I’m going for something guttural and meaningless... a nonsensical syllable.

Furburger is fantastic! Not what I was looking for, but I just might be swayed.

We call one of our cats "FC" for "Fucking Cat". It fits her quite well. So does "Beast", "Booger", and "Animal".

if you want nonsense, i say, "hmph."

but really i vote mum-ra.

how about something bushman? Like, "*click* *tunk*."

we named him Homer because he's not allowed out of the house. A farm cat would be named Barney.

what if you lived in an alley?

Dude, that sucks. Sorry to hear about your cat. Although Furburger has a nice ring to it, my vote is for Goo. I like Goo.

Okay, let me try this again.

Dude, sorry about your cat. I know you don't want to be all girly about it so I'll be girly for you. It breaks my heart.

Also, I believe that Furburger has a nice ring to it but I like Goo. Or Jake. Or perhaps Part Two. You can call him PT for short.

Great. Now it works.

Aw man, sorry about Bruiser, I can't beleive you're moving on to a rebound cat so quickly. Took me six months before I had the heart to replace Buddy, but I had him for 19 years, not nine. Names? I think you need to live with the little guy for a while to sense his personality. I'm sure you'll settle on something quickly enough, and furburger is as good as anything in the interim. Of course, you could name him Shiloh and sell pics of him to a tabloid for millions, because whatever you name him, I'm sure he'll be the cutest thing EVER.

awww. bruiser is licking toes and drinking beer in kitty heaven.

esf, on thursday, the day before he got sick, a friend was in the apartment without shoes. bruiser went to town and totally made out with his feet. right up until the end, he never changed.

broadsheet, that’s how I roll. I told myself, whether I felt ready or not, that the feline would be replaced immediately. but, you’ll be happy to know, when I picked up the new one this morning, the first thing he did was piss on my head. I’m not sure if that means he’s a catholic or an episcopalian; but either way, I’m baptized.

OK - just HOW did the cat manage to piss on your HEAD??? Did you not have him in a car carrier when you took him home? Was he scared and trying to get away from something? At any rate - now you know who's boss.

PS I know you're not a girly guy, but you damn well better post some cute kitten pics tomorrow!!

I had him sitting on my shoulder when I was paying the adoption fee. meanwhile, a bulldog came barreling through the door, causing the cat to jump on my head and answer the call of nature.

oh, and there isn't a rat's chance in hell of me posting kitten pictures. I'm a faggedy ass faggot when it comes to my cats, but i do not take kitten pictures.

Meh - post 'em. You can tell everyone I took the photos.

on this, i am intranssient. i have no intention of so much as pointing a camera in his direction. luckily, the camera is still on the fritz. i know, i'm being a big, fat jerk; but I gotta be me.

besides, someone would just use it as porn.