Sexy:

Female fistfight forces plane landing

Sunday, June 25, 2006; Posted: 8:35 a.m. EDT (12:35 GMT)

NEW YORK (AP) -- Police detained one woman and questioned two others early Sunday after a fight broke out in the first minutes of a flight to Puerto Rico, causing the plane to be diverted to John F. Kennedy Airport in New York, officials said.

Three saucy Caribbean latinas screaming at each other in spanish inflected New York accents before plunging at each other while approaching 10,000 feet? Holy jesus! In my imagination, they look just like Michelle Rodríguez, Rosario Dawson and a young Rosie Perez (I was going to make some joke about if I had been on that plane, they would have had to detain me for indec... well, that just wouldn’t have been very sexy.).

Not Sexy:

The new young cat has a thing for sticking is tongue in my mouth. His aggressiveness is borderline disturbing. The more I try to fight him off, the more determined he seems to be to make out with me. I feel a little bit like the chick cat in those old Peppe Le Pew cartoons. This is all in good and funny and whatnot while I’m awake and can defend myself; but the situation begins to feel slightly violating after the third night in a row of waking up at four o’clock being french kissed by a cat while I’m in the middle of a dream about Rosario Dawson.