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Like a Bear Hogging Up Salmon Before Winter

December 06, 2006

I just received my annual “what the fuck do you want for christmas you impossible to shop for little shit” email from my family.

Here is an excerpt from my response:

Books:

Homicide: A Year on the Killing Streets. by David Simon.

The Corner. By David Simon and Ed Burns

Baltimore Noir. Edited by Laura Lippman. 2006. Akashic Books.

blahblahblah some other stuff

Actually, any novels written by anybody that writes for The Wire. Price, Lehane, Pelecanos. (you can send this one to sister)

DVDs:

The Corner. HBO series (see a pattern here?)

I need some other interests. Duckpins? Screen painting? Ratting? In my defense, I’m currently going through the very first stages of withdrawal.

It's going to be a long year.

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Comments

I cannot recommend the original Homicide book more. I read it my junior year of high school (Man, I'm old), and I thoroughly enjoyed it. What a really engrossing book. And to think: the reason why I read it was based on an excerpt that appeared in the Baltimore Sun Sunday magazine (when it existed).

Posted by: Jason J. Thomas at December 6, 2006 09:07 AM

I’m fairly certain that I’m the last person in the state who has not read that book.

Posted by: eebmore at December 6, 2006 09:41 AM

What, no cleaning products?

Posted by: Kristine at December 6, 2006 12:09 PM

heh. I've got cleaning products spraying out of my ears. But now that you mention it, I should totally ask for filters for my air cleaner. Those things are crazy fucking expensive!

But on a related note, I became a clean freak recently partially due to a SuperStaph infection tracked in through casual contact with these mean, infection laden streets that I love so much. Anywhere else, the cleaning arguably could be considered OCD; but seeing how SuperStaph is potentially fatal, it's just smart.

Fell me once, shame on you. Fell me twice...

Posted by: eebmore at December 6, 2006 12:28 PM

I take it that I'm supposed to return the barrel of asswax that I bought for you?

Posted by: tfg at December 6, 2006 06:38 PM
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